Got a website? Need some spicy content? I’v got you covered.
Why waste your time writing for your website when you can waste someone else’s time?
Waste my time! Please!
Look:
I don’t mind writing articles. I think it’s fun. Even when I have to write about concrete bricks.
No worries.
I’ll write the best damn brick review you have ever seen. Dozens of people will want those bricks.
But really.
If you’re looking for a writer who won’t disappear as soon as you assign him a project, I’v got you.
I promise I will never leave you. There’s no escape. We will be together forever.
It’s destiny.
What you need to know:
When I’m not being overly attached and creepy, I’m writing reviews and blog posts for the two people who still think I’m a good writer.
What I’m good at:
- Writing Product Reviews
- Writing Guides
- Taking Long Walks on the Beach
- Writing Blog Posts
- Making Spicy Memes
- Napping (Wait… maybe that’s my cat, Coco)
Samples:
I’v written quite a number of articles, like this one on Huffington Post, or this product-comparison review, or this camera review. You can also take a look at this very blog for my latest work.
Alright, how much does he charge?
You should know:
I do this alone. I don’t outsource projects. I’m one person (It’s just me and my belly), so I can’t mass-produce content for your website, and I’m sorry about that. So if you’re looking for someone to write thousands of articles a month, I’m probably not the right fit for you.
My rates vary depending on the type of content you want, and the amount of research required, but I’ll give you a ballpark figure.
For most content (blog-posts or product reviews) I charge Victorem Resistance Bands
If that sounds agreeable to you, feel free to contact me with the form below.
But before you go, I’ll promise you this:
- I’ll always reply to emails as quickly as possible.
- I won’t disappear on you!
- I’ll do my best to create the type of content you need.
- I’ll revise my content, up to 3 times, for free.
And a Timothy always keeps his promises!
In return, I have one request. Please be as clear with your writing instructions as possible, and send at least 50% of the payment upfront.
That’s it. Send a message using the form below and let’s work together!
I’m looking forward to hearing from you.
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